Once a month I get a fry craving.
When I succumb, I'll employ a trick that gets me the max cholesterol fix.
I plead: "Can you just put them directly into a bag, without that little cardboard holder thingy?"
Often they'll forgo measuring with that holder and just dump in a full scoop.
Or two.
Double play!
Peering down that well-greased paper well, I immediately start the fight.
Me: "It'd be a real waste of money to just throw this junk out now."
Then Me goes: "Yeah, but worse would be eating it!"
But I always win the argument.
